Lessons From Ox and Donkey

Lessons From Ox and Donkey

  Once upon a time there was a farmer who could understand the language of animals. He was the ancient Dr. Doolittle on his farm. One evening, the farmer was listening to the talk of the animals and the overheard the Ox and the Donkey¬†talking. The Ox complained about how hard he worked, and how(…)

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3 Engineers In A Car

3 Engineers In A Car

  A mechanical engineer, a systems engineer, and a software engineer are in a car driving down a steep mountain road when the brakes fail. The driver desperately pumps the brake pedal, trying to control the speeding vehicle around cliff-edge bends, while the passengers do their best not to panic. As the car hurtles towards(…)

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How to Identify A Consultant

How to Identify A Consultant

A shepherd was tending his flock in a field, when a new sports car screeched to a stop on the road nearby in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in expensive designer clothes and sunglasses, leans out of the window and shouts over to the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how(…)

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Recognizing Opportunities

Recognizing Opportunities

Two salesmen were sent by a Irish orthodontist to a remote country to investigate and report back on market potential. The first salesman reported back, “There is no potential here – nobody brushes their teeth.” The second salesman reported back, “There is massive potential here – nobody brushes their teeth.”

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Let Your Boss Speak First

Let Your Boss Speak First

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving(…)

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Everyone Has A Role

Everyone Has A Role

A small boy was auditioning with his classmates for a school play. His mother knew that he’d set his heart on being in the play – just like all the other children hoped too – and she feared how he would react if he was not chosen. On the day the parts were awarded, the(…)

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Eating Healthy

Eating Healthy

An elderly couple, married for sixty years, took a rare vacation. They were not well-off but were in good health, perhaps because the wife had insisted on a strict diet of healthy foods, no alcohol, no smoking, and lots of gym exercise for most of their lives. Sadly their plane crashed however, and duly they(…)

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No Exit

No Exit

A¬†man checked into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he called the reception desk and said: “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?” The desk clerk said, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?” The man(…)

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Don’t Go To Bed Angry

Don’t Go To Bed Angry

A man and his wife had been arguing all night, and as bedtime approached neither was speaking to the other. It was not unusual for the pair to continue this war of silence for two or three days, however, on this occasion the man was concerned; he needed to be awake at 4:30am the next(…)

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Cleaning Elevators

Cleaning Elevators

A new hotel employee was asked to clean the elevators and report back to the supervisor when the task was completed. When the employee failed to appear at the end of the day the supervisor assumed that like many others he had simply not liked the job and left. However, after four days the supervisor(…)

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