Corporate Zombies

Photo Credit: laughingsquid

Photo Credit: laughingsquid

A big corporation hired several zombies. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR manager during the welcome briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.” The zombies promised they would not.

A few weeks later the zombies’ boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The zombies all shook their heads, “No,” they said.

After the boss left, the leader of the zombies said to the others angrily, “Right, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”

A hand rose hesitantly in admission. “You fool!” said the leader, “For weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything, but nooo, you had to go and eat someone important!…”

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